Chinglish: Hot Dogs and Aids

By Herman Lai, posted January 23, 2012 at 3:14 PM, 1,074 views

Found this in the Chinese Supermarket. Price just only 2.50 yuan (US$0.39) each. What would you say ? Aids seem to be selling dirt cheap in China … and it comes with hot dogs too (WTF …). The correct translation should be Hot Dogs and Donuts.

Chinglish: Hair Salon Offers You An “Exoerience Price”

By Herman Lai, posted November 28, 2011 at 5:48 PM, 567 views

The most unknown price on earth — “Exoerience price”, it is originated by a Chinese hair salon located in Shanghai. They offer “Wash Cut Blow”, “Hair Color” and “Wave Hair” services…Let’s exoerience!

[Thanks Sue!]

Mad Chinese Woman Scolding On Subway With Chinglish (Video)

By Herman Lai, posted October 20, 2011 at 9:04 PM, 3,336 views

Chinese subway is not too safe but always interesting. Recently, a Chinese men who didn’t give a seat suffered scolding from a Chinese woman who spoke Chinglish. We probably would advice her to check out the previous Chinese fellow who ripped off the Chinglish. Video after the break.

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Chinglish: Fxxk Vegetables

By Chris Chang, posted October 7, 2011 at 3:22 PM, 1,236 views

Either the translator has a huge sense of humor or just a very failure person on translation job. Maybe both. Whatever the reason, the correct translation for the Chinese word “干菜类” should be pickled vegetables.

p.s. the Chinese word “干” actually has a meaning of “Fxxk”.

A Chinese Fellow Convincing The Chinese To Speak Proper English (Video)

By Herman Lai, posted October 6, 2011 at 12:03 PM, 2,686 views

The person in the video is a Chinese-born who speaks very good and fluent English. He made a short 9-mins short clip about to correct those Chinese who cannot speak proper English. Enjoy after the jump.

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Chinglish: Cash Recycling System

By Herman Lai, posted April 16, 2011 at 10:12 AM, 691 views

Wouldn’t this system be cool if it really exist? Anyway, we should call it as “Cash deposit machine”.

Chinglish: Just Did It

By Chris Chang, posted December 13, 2010 at 12:06 PM, 1,134 views

Maybe you are a big fan of Nike, but please don’t get mad with the Chinese for knocking off the Nike’s famous slogan. Yeah, just do it.

Chinglish: Anti-video Recordig Detective System

By Chris Chang, posted September 9, 2010 at 2:40 PM, 434 views

There’s a hotel in Taiwan where you can make consumption while the anti-video recordig detective systems staring at you… Yeah, you are under detection of anti-video recording and you can try to stay calm. This is bullshit. [Engrish]

Chinglish: Don’t Stampede Over The Toilet Bowl

By Chris Chang, posted August 26, 2010 at 7:30 PM, 805 views

Here’s a toilet sign in Shanghai reminding people that squatting on the toilet bowl is not allowed. And you have to read the sign first, “Don’t stampede”. [Engrish]

Chinglish: Battery Adopter

By Chris Chang, posted August 4, 2010 at 6:00 PM, 382 views

So, if you buy this battery adopter, you can convert from AA to D size. What the hell is D size?? [Engrish.com]