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By Herman Lai, posted Sep 2, 2010 at 9:24 AM, 1,423 views,

Inappropriate HairStyles That Are Banned By School In China

Today, we would like to share a poster that has a batch of banned hairstyles and each of them were given some funny descriptions. This poster would definitely be a great reference guide for the students as well as for those strict Chinese teachers. We are going to translate each hairstyles in English for you, and perhaps see is your hairstyle is banned.

Before looking into the banned hairstyles, let’s behold the appropriate hairstyles.

A standard hairstyle for male students: Not blocking the eyes in the front, not blocking the ears on the sides, not touching the collar at the back.

For female students: Not passing eyebrows in the front, short hair do not pass the collar at the back, long hair do not drop on the shoulder.

Description: Japanese gangster pirate hairstyle (Or abnormal style)

Description: Not manly style (imitating woman’s hairstyle, bang in the front style)

Description: “no blade of grass growing on it” shiny style

Description: Nervous breakdown style

Description:No money to get a hair cut homeless style (only applies to male students, front back and sides are too long)

Description: Pretending to be “Buddhist nun” style

Description: Younger kids with this style is naive style, others are called retard style (A tuft of hair in the front of the head )

Description: Migraine style (No face to see people style)

Description: School abnormal style look

Description: Fraud and trickery style (painting eyebrows and eyes, lip stick, fake eye lashes)

Description:

Description: Adult women ageing style (premed fair, dyed hair)

Description: Adult women ageing style 2 (hair in disarray style)

Description:inappropriate integrating unfashionable with modern style

Description:Home made “cross-eye” disfigure style

Description: “Sit behind a screen to receive ministerial reports; hold court from behind a screen” Sinister style

Source: Mop, ChinaHush

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  • http://twitter.com/TAAYYYLArose Tayla Ball

    It seems my hairstyle is banned.. and it’s so average in our Western culture. Why are they so strict at this school? Is there any reason, or is it just silly?

  • http://twitter.com/JC_Yin Jichao Yin

    Hahaha I find not only the translation hilarious but also the Chinese version as well. Haha the school should’ve just said non of those hairstyles are allowed and left it to that, didn’t have to include the ludicrous descriptions :p

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_D7NJLV3PJ7U7KIMFWVNSACYIEM Winthan

    because, Chinese gov is a one of douchebags gov around the world, who wants to oppress youth and control every single things. No-right to have hairstyle?? WTF. That’s what they want to prove that they can over take any rights whatever they like. Guys wake up!

    According to constitution and act of laws, there is no-right to have hairstyle as long as youth prefer. Let people decide, don’t allow this damn gov decides on every single thing. this is totally bullshit!

  • http://twitter.com/kw9751 keith williams

    You should try and develop a sense of humor just like the guys that came up with this. Going through life with an iron bar up your ass is no way to go dude.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_5RQUBVC5G5VEBGBZ253U5WWLCU ElvenChild

    I actually rather liked the hair style with the description “Description:inappropriate integrating unfashionable with modern style”.

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